MEEEEE
Part 11-Blake and Norman basically argue the verbal version of ‘anything you can do, I can do better’ much to the frustration of everyone else in the room.
when you forget to turn on the wifi and realize you’ve been using your data all this time
this just saved my life
The Power of an All-Girls Education
http://amysmartgirls.com/the-power-of-an-all-girls-education/
- drummer: *lays down beat*
- gardener picking vegetables: *lays down beet*
- exhausted tennis player who just lost game: *lays down, beat*
European representation in American media
Italians: Mafia bosses, criminals, uneducated immigrants
Germans: Nazis, evil scientists
Austrians: Germans
Spaniards: Spain is a country? I thought it was a language
Portugal: ???
Russians: mobsters, villains in superhero movies, Evil Communists unless it’s some Stalingrad movie
Eastern Europeans: poor, violent, petty criminals, mobsters, communists
Slavs: Eastern Europeans
Dutch: idk, weed? Serena Van Der Woodsen?
Belgians: lol what is that
Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania: lmfao
Greeks: My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Northern Europe: Asgard
British: educated gentlemen that never get drunk or into pub fights
Irish: mobsters, poor immigrants, sometimes terrorists
French: rude yet romantic people speaking a sexy language, Les Miserables
Icelanders: wut
Swiss: they take good care of main characters’ money
Maltese: haha
Cypriots: …
This is all so accurate I want to cry.
i love girls. girls with muddy converse and oversized flannels. girls with killer contour and obsessive use of snapchat’s dog filter. girls who paint and draw and sing. girls who like math and girls who bake. girls who are bad at history and girls who don’t understand science. girls who match their hijabs to their outfits, girls who get made fun of for their hijabs. girls with big, unapologetically natural hair and a loud, bold laugh. girls who people claim are not girls, but truly are. girls with dark body hair and girls with scars and girls with stretch marks that riddle their entire bodies. girls whose bodies don’t fit standards of ‘plus size beauty’, with sweatpants and cozy sweatshirts and mascara from the day before. girls who wear overalls and doodle about their plants. girls who wear leather jackets and chokers and listen to indie rock. girls who like today’s top 40 and girls who listen to 1960s psychedelic jams. girls with mood disorders and personality disorders and autistic girls and girls with learning disabilities. girls who are chronically ill, girls who use wheelchairs, girls who still find the light to keep them going day after day after day. girls who love girls and are proud, girls who love girls and are afraid. girls who like the moon, girls who like the sun, girls who stay inside and don’t care about either.
i love you. i love all of you.
unclefather